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kitty-pants:

Found in the First Nations exhibit at the Royal BC Museum. Is it just me or does this sculpture resemble Nicolas Cage?

This does not just resemble Nicolas Cage, it is clearly a direct representation of the immortal being known to us as Nicolas Cage, who sailed to the new world in the early 16th century and met with the Nisga’a people, trading them the secrets in his immortality for shiny beads. Now we just have to track him from there to civil war times…

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el-pee:

DUMPSTER INCEPTION.
I’m not sure this is the correct way to dispose of a dumpster. Or maybe its the EXACT right way. I don’t know how to feel about any of this.

el-pee:

DUMPSTER INCEPTION.

I’m not sure this is the correct way to dispose of a dumpster. Or maybe its the EXACT right way. I don’t know how to feel about any of this.

(via sam)

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How I told my cell phone carrier to SUCK IT

Well, I haven’t actually told my carrier anything yet. BUT! I am sticking it to the man by using all functions of my iPhone with out a plan.

“How is this possible?”, you ask.

First, I’m not using this all 100% free. For months now I have been using a 4G wifi hot spot I have from Clear as my home internet. When I moved into my new building a really shitty ISP had a lock on my building. So rather then get really pricy, unreliable home internet, I opted for the mobile hotspot. For unlimited usage and rental of the unit I pay about $55/month.

So, you have your iPhone, now what?

All web functions are able to be used because you are connected to wifi from the hotspot.

What about texting?

You can text anyone that also has an iPhone via iMessage.

But what if my friend doesn’t have an iPhone?

No problem. Get a Google voice number and the Google Voice app. Texting in the US and Canada is free and easy.

Now what about phone calls and voice mail?

Google Voice allows you to set up a voice mail, and the messages will be transcribed and sent in both audio and (often hilariously incorrect) text format to the app.

To make and receive phone calls you will be using you Google voice number and a free app called Talkatone. This app makes VoIP calls to any land line in the US or Canada for FREE!

Now, this is by no means a perfect system. The VoIP call quality isn’t great. I had an hour long conversation with my mom in Canada last night and i think she cut out once or twice. Not bad, but not perfect.

Second, you are limited by the Clear 4G coverage area. Which as long as you are in a major city and not in a big cement building, usually works pretty good. I can use it in Seattle, most of Tacoma and Olympia. I took it to SoCal, Portland, Eugene and Bremerton and it worked fairly well in these places, but not at all in between them. So its not great for leaving the city with.

Its by no means as good or as convenient as having a plan. I have an extra device to carry with me (the hotspot has an 8 hour battery life on it) and the 2 numbers thing is a little annoying, but the $120+ I was spending a month on my phone bill makes it seem totally worth it.

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I Just Wanna Cuddle You

autrysmusic:

Hey poopsies check out this jam my friends made called “I Just Wanna Cuddle You”. Can’t wait to sing on one of these fresh trax.

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Wrong Number

<google voice in coming call>
Me:
Hello
Woman:
Whats up, my Negro!
Me:
............. Hello?
Woman:
Oh damn, My bad, Is Javante thrr?
Me:
Ummmm. I think you have the wrong number
Woman:
Awe Hell No! <click>

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It doesn’t take long for a kid to watch the Muppets before they fall in love with them. Because I’ll tell you, there’s a visceral difference with the Muppets and CGI. You could touch Kermit; he exists in our world. You could potentially meet Kermit. But you’ll never meet Shrek; he lives in a computer. I saw a little girl hug Kermit [on set], and then we started filming a minute later and she was sitting behind the monitors, this like 7-year-old girl, and she screamed out, “That’s my friend! I know him.” I think that’s the difference when it comes to Muppets. But the last Muppet movie was twelve years ago. This generation, from zero to 12, they’ve grown up with no Muppet movie in their lives and that just seemed crazy to me, because it really influenced who I wanted to be.

Jason Segel (via meredithbklyn) (via katiepiemiscellany)

I will raise my kidlets on a steady stream of imagination games and Muppets.

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